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Dogwood Daughter: THE LISTENING ROOM

Stay Away from Maggie

(Dogwood Daughter)
February 2, 2012
Martha Maria

Stay away from Maggie

Her old ugly lizard face

Will turn you into stone

Oh, she'll freeze you with her hate

 

Stay away from Maggie

Her tongue will slice you up

She'll chew you out for breakfast

And spit you out for lunch

 

Have you seen old Maggie's husband,

Billy Bald Potato Head?

The repulsive combination

Of a snake and a bi-ped

 

They can hardly stand each other

They hiss and bite betwixt themselves

When you got no love to give

All you got to give is hell

And they do that very well

 

So stay away from Billy

And his evil serpent eyes

If looks alone could murder

I'd be dead a thousand times

 

And stay away from Maggie

Her old ugly lizard face

Will turn you into stone

Oh, she'll freeze you with her hate

 

copyright 2012, Martha Maria 

Dancing Rabbit Music Publishing