From the recording Stay Away from Maggie

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Lyrics

Stay away from Maggie
Her old ugly lizard face
Will turn you into stone
Oh, she'll freeze you with her hate
 
Stay away from Maggie
Her tongue will slice you up
She'll chew you out for breakfast
And spit you out for lunch
 
Have you seen old Maggie's husband,
Billy Bald Potato Head?
The repulsive combination
Of a snake and a bi-ped
 
They can hardly stand each other
They hiss and bite betwixt themselves
When you got no love to give
All you got to give is hell
And they do that very well
 
So stay away from Billy
And his evil serpent eyes
If looks alone could murder
I'd be dead a thousand times
 
And stay away from Maggie
Her old ugly lizard face
Will turn you into stone
Oh, she'll freeze you with her hate
 
copyright 2012, Martha Maria 
Dancing Rabbit Music Publishing